It's a catfish bitch

meganiscooler:

I follow back!

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iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

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jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

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awesomephilia:

neonblogfreak:

pop-lock-and-dropthepj:

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

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But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

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end of essay: u feel me??

infamymonster:

stargleek:

hidebehindthemusic:

vhanstiel:

Watched Tangled with my family and this brief scene showed up.image

No one understood why I laughed. 

I DON’T GET IT

I’M NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING FANDOM AND I UNDERSTOOD THIS

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND THEN I GOT IT

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shesmorethanyouknow: tricksterjaneycrocker: stugahtsz: juncko: madmeinabluebox: forever-pretty-awkward: Ways to kill your enemies I know way too much about killing people because of this website I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them bubble tea of death Bubble tea of death

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

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textpoops:

foreveralone-lyguy:

hitlervevo:

im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police

how the hell do you ship clothes

You put them in a box, put someone’s address on the box, and take the box to the post office

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echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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meganiscooler:

I follow back!

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meganiscooler:

I follow back!

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geothebio:

when you eat pizza and all the cheese comes off in one bite

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powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint

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maloofhoof: This is literally how I walk around

maloofhoof:

This is literally how I walk around

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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