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It’s just not polite!

funny-pictures-uk:

It’s just not polite!

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September 15, 2014 at 11:37 PM | Post Permalink | 46,946 notes



sorry:

when you’re tired but don’t want to sleep:

image

Post by sorry (via seriously-youknow)
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thelastlonelytardis:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

I’m so fucking lost. What’s this new anaconda meme?

it’s from nicki minaj new song, anaconda. 

the song goes, “MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NON UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN” so anaconda is a slang word for penis and buns is just another word for a butt so really it translates to “MY PENIS DOES NOT WISH TO HAVE SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH YOU UNLESS YOU HAVE A LARGE GLUTEUS MAXIMUS,HUN” 

the meme is just funny 

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September 15, 2014 at 11:36 PM | Post Permalink | 139,082 notes



fixer13:

send your pics at yufb@wupics.com

fixer13:

send your pics at yufb@wupics.com

(Source: gsdpup)

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September 15, 2014 at 11:36 PM | Post Permalink | 205,431 notes



proletarianprincess:

underwatercavess:

proletarianprincess:

whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”

How about focus on the fucking essay and not make everything about your passions? You don’t see me making a rant about whales in every fucking essay I get.

i study sociology and politics, its always relevant you fucking weirdo. go fuck a whale or something.

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mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

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September 15, 2014 at 11:35 PM | Post Permalink | 42,589 notes



tabortrillion:

jordanskindakool:

ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope

Woah

These are actually gorgeous

Post by ifimeanalottoyou (via thetalkinggrilledcheese)
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How to tell your crush you like them:

santannanelson6:

*writes on piece of paper*

Cher, *insert crush’s name* je vous aime beaucoup et je prie Dieu que vous ne connaissez pas le français.

MEANING:

Dear , *insert crush’s name* I love you a lot and I’m praying to god you don’t know French.

Post by santannanelson6 (via santannanelson6)
September 15, 2014 at 10:43 PM | Post Permalink | 38,302 notes



"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties)

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September 15, 2014 at 10:43 PM | Post Permalink | 174,043 notes



appendingfic:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?
because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH
So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.
We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.
Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.
So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”
And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

appendingfic:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH

So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.

We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.

Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.

So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”

And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

Post by batmansymbol (via parkingstrange)
September 15, 2014 at 10:42 PM | Post Permalink | 238,336 notes



cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

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September 15, 2014 at 10:40 PM | Post Permalink | 231,882 notes



69-in-the-afternoon:

is that the arctic monkeys

69-in-the-afternoon:

is that the arctic monkeys

(Source: peteneems)

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September 15, 2014 at 10:40 PM | Post Permalink | 110,000 notes



juliadon:

LMAOOOO

juliadon:

LMAOOOO

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September 15, 2014 at 10:40 PM | Post Permalink | 47,219 notes



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