22361 notes
8 months ago

mrsterlingeverything:

Nooo its just a tramp stamp of a zombie bite haha :) swats your hand away with inhuman strength that surprises even me


10750 notes
9 months ago

lakevida:

guy nextto me on the plnane wearing a tophat urgent urgent urgent about to lose wifi urgent my final message


117118 notes
9 months ago

yardsards:

indelible-waltz:

basil-from-omori:

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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

they greebled him

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137490 notes
9 months ago

larval-tear:

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.


84880 notes
9 months ago

redpandarascal:

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9 months ago
dangerhamster:
“ what do they want this time
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dangerhamster:

what do they want this time


110888 notes
9 months ago

flipchild:

scarecrowomen:

scarecrowomen:

scarecrowomen:

scarecrowomen:

He’s actually bad ass

So awesome I love him

So awesome I love him 💝

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So nice you see him twice

This goes hard he’s actually awesome


72287 notes
9 months ago

lifeisablackhole9:

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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?


79742 notes
9 months ago

scromch:

scromch:

scromch:

i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

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YEAH EXACTLY HOLY SHIT

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oh my god hes perfect. replace the faces on us currency with him


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9 months ago

kibumkim:

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9 months ago

wizardarchetypes:

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I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 


20681 notes
9 months ago

catcrumb:

a simple drawing of a cat smiling tucked in bed with a big pillow. text says: "no matter what, it's always nice to lay down."ALT

99476 notes
9 months ago

inklingowl:

zyprexazydis11:

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4 years ago

1048 notes
4 years ago

relaxingifs:

bat stimboard for anon!

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